Monday, June 18, 2007

Meet Single Women: Dealing with other Guys

Dealing with other Guys:

Sometimes when you're talking with the lovely ladies, some guy will come up and try to punk you. The best way to deal with this is intimidation.

TECHNIQUE:
1. Point to your arms and say "If you don't watch it, I'm gonna have to take the safety off these GUNS!"

BACK UP PLAN:
Pay the guy to leave. (Sometimes the guy will pocket the money and stick around, in this case, cry like a baby until he walks away in disgust.)

These tactics are TOP SECRET. Don't share them or they'll lose their effectiveness.

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