APPROACHING WOMEN:
When approaching girls the most important thing to remember is to not mention any taboo topics when you first roll up. Remember that first impressions are very important. The following topics should be considered off limits:
1. How much you like her boobies
2. Talking about her vagina
3. Dutch ovens
Take care,
Eric "Bugie Howser"
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Meet Single Women: Dealing with other Guys
Dealing with other Guys:
Sometimes when you're talking with the lovely ladies, some guy will come up and try to punk you. The best way to deal with this is intimidation.
TECHNIQUE:
1. Point to your arms and say "If you don't watch it, I'm gonna have to take the safety off these GUNS!"
BACK UP PLAN:
Pay the guy to leave. (Sometimes the guy will pocket the money and stick around, in this case, cry like a baby until he walks away in disgust.)
These tactics are TOP SECRET. Don't share them or they'll lose their effectiveness.
Sometimes when you're talking with the lovely ladies, some guy will come up and try to punk you. The best way to deal with this is intimidation.
TECHNIQUE:
1. Point to your arms and say "If you don't watch it, I'm gonna have to take the safety off these GUNS!"
BACK UP PLAN:
Pay the guy to leave. (Sometimes the guy will pocket the money and stick around, in this case, cry like a baby until he walks away in disgust.)
These tactics are TOP SECRET. Don't share them or they'll lose their effectiveness.
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